Big Foot
by Zach Donald
(Washington)
I remember a camping experience we did by bike to the Oregon coast range. The team leader gave a wild story around a camp fire about seeing Big Foot. The funny thing is that I kind of believed the story.
He claimed that one night he was camping in Alaska, just sleeping outside in his sleeping bag. He was then carried away by Big Foot, who dragged him to a Big Foot family cave. Turns out that he had some chewing tobacco on him, so he gave the chewing tobacco to "Daddy" Bigfoot.
Well, when Daddy Bigfoot saw the tobacco he ate the whole can, instead of just chewing it in his lip. Bigfoot then passed out from eating it, and our camp leader was then able escape the Bigfoot family cave, as all the other Bigfoots were concerned about Daddy Bigfoot passing out from a serious tobacco buzz.
Great story, and good laugh, and one that I definitely remember.
-Zach Donald