What Happened at Summer Camp...

I went to a summer camp one year when I was twelve. There were a pair of boys Matt and David who were trying to out prank each other the whole week we were there.



One day, Matt took David's baseball cap and hid it under his mattress. When David woke up and found out his cap was missing he automatically started accusing Matt of taking it. He woke up the whole cabin about it.

So our counselor, Squid, says "Matt! Did you take David's hat?"

"Of course not." Matt answered, with a horrified look on his face, like he might burst into tears.

"It's alright," Squid assured him, "I believe you."

David glared.

"Well in that case..." Matt said with a grin, "Can I keep the hat?"