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A CUTE BEAR
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Bear in the Woods
by Sandy G.
(Manchester, MI US)
I live in an rural agricultural area in Manchester, Michigan. In the summer of 2008 a black bear had been spotted on nearby property and photographed by a deer camera. Now this is unusual because we don't "as a rule" have bear in our area.
Anyhow, every Labor Day weekend we have a big campout at our house. So we took an archery target in the shape of a small black bear and placed it on the corner of our woods/pond in the dark. I got out one of our spotlights and we were all sitting around the campfire.
Everyone there was aware of the recent bear sightings, and we all joked around about how cool it would be to see him. Long story short I suggested that we tell ghost stories, but that did not go over well with my nephews.
So I suggested we shine the woods and see if we could see any "eyes" in the trees. Sure enough, I hit that archery target with the light, screamed, and everyone took off trying to get into their campers.
The funniest part was watching my sister, who was wedged in the archway of her 5th wheel door frame with her 13 year old son, my nine year old nephew trying to get through between their legs, and their dog Duke trying to jump over the top of them, and their 14 year old buddy crying "LET ME IN".
I'm laughing as I type this!
Anyhow, no one was hurt and my nephews learned a valuable lesson: their parents will throw them to the wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!