Poison Butt

by Laura
(Boston)

Two campers were walking through the woods when one got bit by a snake on the bottom. "I'll go to town for a doctor." He runs ten miles into town were the towns only doctor is delivering a baby. " I can't just leave," the doctor says 'but here's what you do. Take a knife and make a small X were the bite is, then you suck out the poison and spit it out on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend who is waiting in agony. "what did the doctor say?" the victim asked. The guy returned his life long friend's question with "He says your gonna die!"

A Newlywed Couple

I find a joke or two can bring sunshine smiles out of faces that are dripping wet in a pouring rain. I was camping near Ohiopyle, PA one time and we were supposed to do a white water rafting trip on the Youghiogheny River.



I was camp cook and it wasn't just raining... It was a constant deluge. I had a white gas cook stove and a campfire. The only reason the campfire was burning was that it was a coal fire.

As I struggled to get everyone a hot breakfast the newlywed couple struggled into our midst and started grousing about camping.

I told them no wonder they didn't like camping: they were too intense (two in tents).

It let off some tension and then since I am a merchant marine navigation officer they thought it might be funny to talk about my sextant, but I'll leave that story for another day!

The CRAZYEST thing you have seen while camping

by Ken
(NY)

Ben & I went camping at Natural Bridge SP in KY. Back then we just had a tent. We were in the most beautiful site we've ever been in. Sites were back in a little draw. Camp road down one side, campsites in the middle and a creek babbling in the back of the huge sites, steep 100'+ wooded hills on each side. One night after dinner, we saw this 30'+ 5th wheel pull in. He was so big that he had a hard time turning around in the turnaround at the end of the road. They get backed into the site next to us. He spends the next 3-4 hours out trying to get a signal with his Direct TV dish. He was out till about 11pm. Next morning at 6 am, they pack up and leave. Always wondered if they left because they were just passing though, or if it was because they couldn't get a signal. Since it was in the fall, it was already getting dark by time they rolled in, so they never really even saw the campsite.

the duck

by Brianna Roberts
(USA)

what did the duck have to pay



a bill

Sent Home from Camp - Camping Jokes

by Dean
(Ohio)

I once got sent home from camp because of bad eyesight. I was the only camper that didn't see the skunk.